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Sendezeit am 10. August 2008 07:00 bis 10:00 Uhr

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The Desperate Hour #11

Host: Alex Piandes

Alex kicks off the 11th episode of The Desperate Hour with something actually recorded and released in the current century, then serves up a helping of more recent stuff from the ’90s and then washes it all down with the same old shit from 40 years ago. Featuring new stuff from the Cynics, recent stuff from The Royal Pendletons, Holly Golightly and The Hate Bombs, and for the oldsters, The Modern Lovers and Blues Magoos.

http://www.garagepunk.com/2007/11/06/the-desperate-hour-11/

Killed By Porn #30

Host: Duke Eastwood

It might be getting cold where you live, but the Dionysian blood-lust orgy known as Killed By Porn never cools down; and the 30th episode is here to give you more Bacchus for your proverbial buck. This time we get down with a collection of records Duke almost forgot about, songs about TV shows, toys, travel, and… true love? Yeah, I know, it sounds like a stranger who’s luring you into his van, but it’s just Killed By Porn.

http://www.garagepunk.com/2007/12/04/killed-by-porn-30/

Apocalypstick! #10

Host: Lucy Lux

All Female Fuss!

Oh and you thought Apocalypstick was gone forever… boy were you wrong! This time, Lucy sticks it to the sausage party with all femme rock ‘n’ roll vaudeville! Listen as you slowly feel your masculinity melt away as the Apocalypstick girls kick you in the ass, then kiss it all better… Don’t tell your girlfriend about this one!

http://www.garagepunk.com/2008/04/29/apocalypstick-10/

South Bay P.O.R.K. Podcast #1

Host: Matt

The South Bay chapter of the Psychobilly Online Retard Krew brings you a podcast straight from the deep south of Los Angeles. The South Bay P.O.R.K. Podcast, hosted by Matt, will bring you: garage, punk, psychobilly, rhythm & blues, and all our weird finds from the dusty shelves of back-alley record shops. Everything we think is worth listening to, and a lot that isn’t. Competitive eating, too! Listen to us make fools out of ourselves!

http://www.garagepunk.com/2008/04/23/south-bay-pork-podcast-1/

Sendezeit am 06. August 2008 07:00 bis 10:00 Uhr

Killed By Porn #36

Host: Duke Eastwood

If you’d rather let Rick James’ skeleton burn you with a crack torch than listen to the radio today, Killed By Porn has got your back. If there has ever been an episode of jams, jam-packed with jams, it’s this one! This one even includes what I will be predicting will be the best song you hear this week; I even guarantee it!

http://www.garagepunk.com/2008/04/07/killed-by-porn-36/

Sonic Nightmares #8

Hosts: Gringo Starr & Reverend Beat-Man

It’s the Gringo Starr Show, ladies and gentlemen! Gringo is left watching the store this episode while The Reverend basks in the California sun. Featuring wild tracks from Wau y Los Arrrghs, The Monsters, Ulan Bator Trio, Thee Butchers’ Orchestra and more records to ruin any party.

http://www.garagepunk.com/2008/04/25/sonic-nightmares-8/

Mystery Action #28

Host: Charles Gaskins

You ever watch that movie Clue? It was based on the board game of the same name. You know what I’m talking about, dude? It had Lee Ving from the band Fear in it! It also had that chick from the Go-Go’s in it and she got shot. That dude from Home Alone 2 is in it and so is that guy from Mr. Mom and the lady who played the wife of the hardware store owner in Home Improvement and the chick from Speed 2: Cruise Control plays the maid. Well, it was a favorite of mine growing up and I still watch it every few weeks. To make a long story short… too late? Well, this episode was made in honor of that film.

http://www.garagepunk.com/2008/04/30/mystery-action-28/

Sendezeit am 05. August 2008 07:00 bis 10:00 Uhr

Flying Saucer Rock’n'Roll #34

Host: Dan Electreau

Summer’s almost over and school’s starting soon, so it’s time to GET DOWN while you still can! Dan Electreau transmits another hour of his finest grooves guaranteed to make your flying saucer lift off. Take out the trashe with the Treytones, Mel Smith, Primate 5, Terminals and a double shot of classic Fleshtones.

http://www.garagepunk.com/2007/08/23/flying-saucer-rocknroll-34/

Apocalypstick! #1

Host: Lucy Lux

Ahh, August… the month of the Manson murders, Lucy’s birthday, and the debut of the rock ‘n’ roll equivalent to Farrah Fawcett taking a bubble bath… Apocalypstick! You’re gonna get a bite in the ass with some greasy, grimy rock ‘n’ roll, so grab your lipstick and your switchblade and let’s slam dance!

http://www.garagepunk.com/2007/08/20/apocalypstick-1/

Killed By Porn #24

Host: Duke Eastwood

Dear Listeners,

The other day, when I saw a lost girl wandering down the street wearing nothing but a towel, I knew how I was going to do Killed By Porn #24. All the songs too weird, obnoxious, or long to be in any other podcast are here. All cursed lo-fi, lower-fi, and garbage-fi tracks that wouldn’t fit in with anything else except each other… they’re all here. Just because these songs are the demented outcasts doesn’t mean you can’t dance to them; so dance muthafuckaz!

Regards,

Duke Eastwood

http://www.garagepunk.com/2007/09/04/killed-by-porn-24/

Sendezeit am 25. Juli 2008 07:00 bis 10:00 Uhr

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Rock’n'Roll Suicide #35

Host: R. Fink

R. Fink is back with another rock ‘em, sock ‘em, kick-ass stack of wax in this edition, number 35, of Rock’n’Roll Suicide. Twist to the now sounds of the Final Solutions, the Tuff Bananas, Off With Their Heads and the Surfites. Jerk with selections from the GaragePunk.com comp. “Party Time” and do “The Mouse” with local heroes, the Screaming Shambles, as they do (as best as I can tell) the un-comped smash, “House of the Rising Mouse.” Here are some thoughts on the tune from onetime Shamble, Harry Hepcat…

“‘House of the Rising Mouse’ was done at a really big studio. It was on a small label (Sonic) and we were all set to do the tune on Soupy Sales’ TV show. He used to do a dance he called ‘The Mouse,’ but there was no record about the dance. At the last minute, he decided to record his own ‘mouse’ tune. Thus, we didn’t appear. I like ours better.”

So grab this podcast, check out the action and go baby go!

http://www.garagepunk.com/2007/07/18/rocknroll-suicide-35/

Killed By Porn #21

Host: Duke Eastwood

Killed By Porn thanks Mar Vista Lanes for having us in their alley to record this installment of the podcast. On our minds this time around: corporate sponsorship, self-improvement books, summer fun, and making our future Wikipedia pages look good. On the turntable this time around: Hasil Adkins, Antler Joe & the Accidents, the Sick Things, the Suicide Commandos, Kajun SS, and many others.

http://www.garagepunk.com/2007/07/24/killed-by-porn-21/

Mystery Action #18

Host: Charles Gaskins

Lookey dookey! This Fall weather feels spooky! Turn yer speakers all the way up and take a sip from yer lovin’ cup! We’re getting far out and Charles is gonna show you what it’s all about. Eighteen songs that will do you no wrongs! We’re on the eighteenth episode of this podcast, we’re all sure to have a revved-up blast!

Rhyming ain’t just fer kids, especially if they don’t die of SIDs. It’s Mystery Action #18!

http://www.garagepunk.com/2007/10/03/mystery-action-18/

Sendezeit am 24. Juli 2008 07:00 bis 10:00 Uhr

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Get Drunk & Play Records #39

Host: Brad X

Brad says: My computer totally died this week so I’ve been spending most of my time trying to get that back up and running and then re-installing all my programs and trying to find passwords and all that other happy horseshit, but I did manage to get together this brand new episode of get drunk and play records, full of great classic songs off punk-rock singles by bands like the Rip Offs, Reatards, Carbonas, Tyrades and more!

http://www.garagepunk.com/2007/07/13/get-drunk-play-records-39/

Killed By Porn #20

Host: Duke Eastwood

This week, infamous Web designer, Kristian Boruff stops by to hide an impossible-to-solve riddle within the bytes of this podcast. Don’t try to solve it, that’s for the nerds. All you have to do is listen to this mid-summer’s air set, play it at your pool party, barbecue, or wife-swapping shindig. It’s either that or turn the file over to hacker geek forums; We trust you’ll do the right thing with it.

If you haven’t done so yet, leave a voicemail comment at (206) 202-1335, you may get to hear yourself in an upcoming podcast!

http://www.garagepunk.com/2007/07/10/killed-by-porn-20/

Mystery Action #15

Host: Charles Gaskins

What?!?!?! Oblivians, NoBunny, The Jacobites, Brimstone Howl, Haunted George! Yes, sir! Sad, happy, angry, spooky! Charles tackles all in this post-7-Eleven world!

http://www.garagepunk.com/2007/08/22/mystery-action-15/

Apocalypstick! #3

Host: Lucy Lux

It’s those cheap pink heels, it’s the backseat of that boy’s car, its Apocalypstick #3, where the tempers are short but the skirts are shorter! Rock’n’roll from all over, and the usual boogie, boogie. So put on your blue suede high heels and show off what the good Lord gave ya!

http://www.garagepunk.com/2007/10/11/apocalypstick-3/